{"product_id":"30th-birthday-candle-sarcastic-soy-wax-gift-8-oz","title":"30th Birthday Candle: Sarcastic Soy Wax Gift (8 oz)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThirty, self-aware... and absolutely not fixing it. This candle was made for her. 🕯️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe 30 Problem? Yes. Fixing It? No. Soy Candle is the perfect sarcastic 30th birthday gift for your sister, coworker, or anyone who owns their chaos with zero apologies. It's equal parts hilarious and genuinely beautiful — the kind of gift people actually use instead of re-gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Why they'll love it:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether she's been working on herself for years or decided 30 is way too late to start — this candle gets it. No judgment. Just good vibes and a great scent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🕯️ CANDLE DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e100% hand-poured soy wax, sourced in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\n8 oz frosted glass jar with bamboo lid and silicone seal\u003cbr\u003e\n7 oz fill | 3\" W x 3.5\" H\u003cbr\u003e\nBurn time: ~35 hours\u003cbr\u003e\nCotton wick\u003cbr\u003e\nFree of phthalates, parabens, sulfates, and artificial dyes\u003cbr\u003e\nEco-friendly, vegan, and hypoallergenic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🌸 CHOOSE YOUR SCENT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eVanilla — warm, sweet, cozy\u003cbr\u003e\nLavender — calming and floral\u003cbr\u003e\nClean Cotton — fresh and light\u003cbr\u003e\nPineapple Sage — bright and tropical\u003cbr\u003e\nPumpkin Spice Buttercream — rich and seasonal\u003cbr\u003e\nCoffee Shop — bold and energizing\u003cbr\u003e\nUnscented — perfect for sensitive noses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✏️ WANT TO PERSONALIZE IT?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAdd her name at checkout and we'll customize the candle label just for her. Add the name in the order notes at checkout. Makes it even more special!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 GIFT-READY PACKAGING\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShips in a white gift box inside a durable corrugated shipping box — no wrapping needed!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🛍️ PERFECT FOR:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSarcastic 30th birthday gift for her\u003cbr\u003e\n30th birthday gift for sister\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny gift for coworker turning 30\u003cbr\u003e\nDirty thirty gift for women\u003cbr\u003e\nRelatable birthday gift for her\u003cbr\u003e\nOffice party gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nLast-minute birthday gifts (ships within 1–3 business days!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🕯️ CANDLE CARE TIPS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTrim wick to ¼ inch before every burn\u003cbr\u003e\nAllow the melt pool to reach the jar's edge on the first burn to prevent tunneling\u003cbr\u003e\nDo not burn more than 4 hours at a time\u003cbr\u003e\nKeep away from children, pets, and flammable surfaces\u003cbr\u003e\nStop burning when ¼ inch of wax remains\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💛 OUR PROMISE\u003cbr\u003e\nWe're a small, woman-owned shop handcrafting every candle with love. If anything arrives damaged or isn't right, just message us — we'll make it right, every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for another milestone? We also have candles for 40th, 50th, 21st and more — visit our shop to see the full collection!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Posh Pixie Handmade","offers":[{"title":"Vanilla","offer_id":45740446482501,"sku":null,"price":25.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender","offer_id":45748815167557,"sku":null,"price":25.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Cotton","offer_id":45748815200325,"sku":null,"price":25.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pineapple Sage","offer_id":45748815233093,"sku":null,"price":25.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pumpkin Spice Buttercream","offer_id":45748815265861,"sku":null,"price":25.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coffee Shop","offer_id":45748815298629,"sku":null,"price":25.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented","offer_id":45748815331397,"sku":null,"price":25.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1327\/6953\/files\/il_fullxfull.7910124880_24vc.jpg?v=1789207318","url":"https:\/\/poshpixiehandmade.com\/products\/30th-birthday-candle-sarcastic-soy-wax-gift-8-oz","provider":"Posh Pixie Handmade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}